red white and blue polo shirts The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of the 2012 Olympics
It’s not the facial expression. It’s not the teammate’s facial expression. It’s not even the ridiculous looking seizure helmet. What is it about this picture that makes us laugh? Simple: A quick survey of the positioning of that “man’s” hand makes it shockingly obvious that he’s stroking a vagina under that Speedo. No, not the left hand that he’s using to keep his clitoris out of his teammate’s line of sight, we mean the other hand that is in no way indicative of a man masturbating. The facial expression is, though, and there are some sex organs you can pleasure with a hand motion like that.We shouldn’t be surprised by this unusually kinky development from the world of water polo. The Olympics are a freaky place. Check out this quote from US women’s soccer goalkeeper Hope Solo about the state of boning at the XXX Games .”With a once in a lifetime experience, you want to build memories, whether it’s sexual, partying or on the field. I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”She said, before flying away. Of course you’ll see something that racy just by watching the Olympics. At least you would have when the above shot of British diver Tom Daley happened. Everything about that picture says “Coming up at 11, on Cinemax.” And the best part about it is that it’s far from the only one.During the broadcast, that graphic stayed up, covering Tom Daley’s already close to nonexistent Speedo long enough for dude to take in some calisthenics .Wonder why everyone is looking at him so funny .And then wash away the stress of worrying about any of it in a nice, hot shower .Seriously, where is that shower even coming from? Is it attached to anything or have London’s hobos been kidnapped and tasked with pouring water on the athletes during the swimming and diving competitions from some location high above the stands?